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Rules:
On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Stunfisk. Good luck with that.
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Petilil.
But I thought we had something special.
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Croconaw. HELP.
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Togepi. Don't mind that at all.
5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Phanpy. O_O
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Garchomp. I guess I would want a really cool Pokemon with me.
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Dragalge.
PLEASE HELP.8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Palkia. I love you too, bro, but I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE GEEZ.
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Mega Gardevoir. That's sweet.
And vaguely familiar...10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Spinda. Go home, you're drunk.
11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Nidoran F. Not sure if that's a good idea.
12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Marshtomp. Totally called it.
13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Houndour.
I don't like you, either, jerk.14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Ralts. RALTS NO.
15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Barbaracle. I don't pay much attention to it, either.
16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Piloswine.
WHY17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Sky Form Shaymin. It's probably hovering over my house right now.
18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Wurmple. Oh heck no. I hate caterpillars.
19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Minun. Yes hello brother it is I your human sibling.
20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
Pignite. Oh.
21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Skiddo. OH.
22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Sandslash. Uh...
23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Vivillon. WHAT.
24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Bidoof. HOW DID THIS EVEN
25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Mesprit. OH REALLY?
26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
Zygarde.
OH PLEASE NO.27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Greninja. You're not very nice. Wait 'til I tell your mother about what you said.
28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Zangoose. NOT A CAT FERRET.
29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Drowzee. Mom could have done better.
30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Magnezone. Big talk for a Pokemon with no hands.
31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Tentacruel. How about no.
32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Linoone. I'm okay with that.
33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Spoink. Guess that's one less person on my guest list.
34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Cyndaquil. SERIOUSLY HOW
35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Kyurem. I don't know how to react.
36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Abomasnow. NO.
37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Primeape. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT PRIMEAPE
38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Nintetales. Apparently it's a salesman.
39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Swanna. I guess I'm cool with that.
40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Dragonair. OH JEEZ.
41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Nidoran M. You're no longer welcome in my house, Nidoran.
42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Shellos. OH NO IT'S A HACKER
43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Ponyta. UH WHAT
44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Volbeat. I've never heard Red Solo Cup before...
45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Carvanha. I have no idea how it can do that, but I'd call the police.
46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Poliwag.
YOU'LL NEVER GET TO BE ME.47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Cherubi. Aw, I feel sorry for it.
48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Floatzel. What are you gonna do with my credit card, buy some fish?
49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Minccino. NO WHY I LOVE MINCCINO
50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people.
Froakie. You can't tell me what to do Froakie.
Feel free to do this.
